Free · Live · Every Thursday 12:00 CST
I'll roast your business. Live.
Three businesses. Eight minutes each. I put your site on screen and tell you the one thing quietly costing you money, and the one place AI actually fixes it.
Not picked? You still get the written audit. Everyone does.
How it works
You drop your link
One field. No call to book, no form maze, no discovery questionnaire.
I run the audit
The same audit we charge for. What is leaking money, where AI actually helps, and what to ignore.
Three go live Thursday
Eight minutes each, on screen, in public. If yours is picked I email you the day before.
Why this is free
Because it is the fastest honest way to show you what we do. An agency telling you it is good at AI is worth nothing. An agency pulling up your actual site and finding the actual problem takes eight minutes and settles it.
Some people watch, take the fix, and implement it themselves. That is a fine outcome. Some people decide they would rather we built it. That is also fine. There is no pitch at the end of the session, because the session is the pitch.
30 minutes total
Thursdays at noon CST. Come and go as you like.
Watching is allowed
No business to submit? Come anyway. Most findings apply to five other businesses in the room.